punishment for the binge

so after my 6 day drinking binge my body is way out of wack.

i'm tired all day and cranky and now at 3 in the morning i feel like i can run a marathon.

but its not even the awake energy that i can use to focus on reading or school work. its the kind of energy that you just want to run around and go crazy wooo wooo wooo.

i have a 52 oz size bag of peanut m&m's. thats 3 lbs 4oz of m&m's. on the back of the bag it says "satisfaction gaurenteed or we will replace your bag". i plan on calling that when i finish this bag. its like a month and half supply of peanut m&m's....mmmmmm.

top 10 things i can do with 3lbs of peanut m&m's:

10) eat one peanut m&m a day and see how many days/months/years the bag lasts.

9)melt them and make one gaint 3 pound peanut m&m.

8)melt them and pour the milky hot chocolate on my enemies from the 4th story.

7)fill a sink and get a toy boat to play in the sea of peanut m&m's.

6)see how many i can eat in one sitting before o.d.ing on surgar and milk chocolate.

5)feed as many as i can to a baby.

4)go to a farmers market and use the peanut m&m's as a counter weight when purchasing vegtables.

3)create a mile long trail of peanut m&m's leading to my dorm to lure unsuspecting peanut m&m's lovers into my room.

2)dress up the bag and care for it as if it was my child.

1)see how many i can get inside bobby before he wakes up.

if you have any other suggestions for my peanut m&m's please let me know.